Have you ever come across a person and asked yourself “Why does this moron exist in this world??”
Well, If you haven’t come across any such living species, here is a small story which will help you to relate with such idiotic creatures.
As temperature at Boston Police takes a sudden rise, sweat starts oozing all over the frowning eyebrows of Miss Elizabeth. She had been a recent victim of cyber-theft in which she lost her $50,000. Miss Elizabeth raging at Officer Peter,
Miss: Officer!! I am shattered! Those scoundrels have looted my $50,000.
I was saving it for my Paris trip. God wont spare those bloody rascals, they will go in hell!!
Officer: Ma’am, please calm down!!
Miss: How can i stay calm, when i am bankrupt. Stop gazing at me and do something!!
Officer: Ma’am, relax for awhile and say me in detail who all pinged you yesterday?
Miss: It was a daily routine officer, i got call from my miss brigenza who is my cook, then i got call from laundry guy, lady from the parlour and my boss just to check my daily work routine.
Officer: Do you doubt anyone of this people?
Miss: No officer, i trust them all. Especially that laundry guy, he is so cute!!
Officer: Are you sure ma’am, did you receive any other calls?
Miss: Wait Officer! I did receive a call from my bank, where-in i they said that I was the winner of a diamond set! They promised me to deliver my diamond set today. Ill wear it on my BffRacheal’s wedding.
Officer: Hold-on ma’am, you just said that you received the call from the bank and they promised you to give diamond set?
Miss: Yes Officer! I am so excited! Illget it today!
Officer: Ma’am would you please elaborate, what was the conversation between you and that bank official?
Miss: The bank official was a guy, his voice was so charming!! I was flattered at the very first moment!! He said that i am the lucky candidate who won the precious diamond set.
Officer:Ohkay!! What did he say next?
Miss: He said that, you are just one step away from it! For official records we just require your debit card details.
Officer: Which all details did he asked for?
Miss: He asked for my Card number, CVV and the Debit card password.
Officer Peter with anxious face, stormed at Miss Elizabeth,
Officer: For Chirst’s Sake, don’t say that you provided him with all your card credentials!!
Miss: I did officer, he was a genuine guy calling from the bank and i did win my diamond set. So i did give him my credentials!
Officer: Ma’am are you insane?? I am shocked that creatures like you exists in this world!!
Well Folks!! Insane creatures do exist in our surrounding.
Just to make sure that you are well equipped with new words, when you meet them, come let’s learn few interesting words in this chapter which is meant for foolish and idiotic people.
Meaning: One who is lacking sense, significance, or ideas; silly person.There are too many inane quiz shows on television these days.
The adjective “inane” is now most commonly encountered as a synonym of “shallow” or “silly.”
When this word first entered the English language in the early 17th century, it was used to mean “empty” or “insubstantial.” It was this older sense that gave rise, in the latter half of the 17th century, to the noun “inane,” which often serves as a poetic reference to the void of space (“the illimitable inane,” “the limitless inane,” “the incomprehensible inane”).This noun usage has not always been viewed in a favorable light. Samuel Johnson, in his Dictionary of the English Language (1755), says of “inane” that “it is used licentiously for a substantive,” which in current English means that it is used as a noun without regard to the rules.
Although Jason has a college degree, he still behaves in an inanemanner at times.
Asinine, Ludicrous, Fatuousis synonyms of Inane.
Even though Cara is a math genius, she acts inane in class because she likes getting extra attention from the handsome math professor.
Meaning: lacking in vitality or intelligence; stupid, dull, or clumsy.
A comedy show that invariably portrays the British aristocracy as a bunch of gormless twits.
Gormless began life as the English dialect word gaumless, which was altered to the modern spelling when it expanded into wider use in the late 19th century.
The origins of gaumless are easy to understand; the word derives from a combination of the dialect noun gaum, meaning “attention” or “understanding,” and the suffix -less.Gaum also functions as a verb in some dialects, where it means “to pay attention to” and “to understand.”
An unrelated verb gaums means “to behave in a stupid or awkward manner.” There’s also a noun gaum, meaning “a stupid doltish person.”
Kevin Matthew’s gormless assertions that it is a tax on overseas ownership are disingenuous.
With his moo-cow eyes, his bland dial and gormless expression..
Meaning: a person who behaves in an extremely stupid or foolish way.
The absolute imbecility of this show has to be seen to be believed.
The word was originated in mid 16th century (as an adjective in the sense ‘physically weak’): via French from Latin imbecillus, literally ‘without a supporting staff’, from in- (expressing negation) + baculum ‘stick, staff’.
Imbecile is referred to a person with moderate to severe intellectual disability having a mental age of from three to seven years and generally being capable of some degree of communication and performance of simple tasks under supervision.The term belongs to a classification system which is no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
Dotish, Glaikit, Damfoolis synonyms of imbecile.
He drank too much and started acting like a complete imbecile.
Only an imbecile would leave their car unlocked, with the keys in the ignition, and then be surprised when the vehicle was stolen.
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